One man, one woman, two kids, two years

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

The Battle of the Bees

That’s it, I’ve had enough. Following an invasion of annoyed looking bees I’m getting rid of all of the flowers in the garden and sealing the house more effectively than a nuclear bunker. Call in the troops! Insect spray at the ready! Men with highly toxic chemicals will be welcomed to the fray!
Generally I’m on the side of bees, after all they do make yummy honey, but when a swarm decides to nest in my loft and take turns putting on acrobatic displays in the living room I take umbrage. Actually, it’s not actually the nesting and acrobatics that got to me, although they were a little irritating. It’s more the fact that they decided to do it during The Boy’s afternoon nap (and therefore my peace and quiet), achieved approximately once a week. Some things shall not be tolerated.

Little buzzers.

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