I have decided that it’s time to start playing dirty. We have access to the sweet shop once a week and stocks can get a little sparse at times. We get one sweet each per week, but I don’t always eat mine, I save it for when I really NEED chocolate. For a chocolate addict this is no small thing. The Man always eats his on Saturday, he’s such a creature of habit. The problem comes when he gets the chocolate munchies a few days later. His chocolate is long gone. Mine, however, is sitting innocently in the fridge, as tempting as a frosty bottle of water to a man lost in the desert.
It doesn’t take a genius to guess what happens next.
My new ploy is simple. He can’t eat nuts, therefore every single piece of chocolate I buy from now on will have nuts in it. Hazelnuts, almonds, peanuts and walnuts are now my allies in the War Against Chocolate Theft. Even if I never eat the bar having chocolate that he can’t eat will drive him crazy.
And no, I won’t be paying reparations.
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